All you need is love.
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- You get buttered up.
- Sorry girls, I wont be giving heart this year.
- Instead I have another throbbing organ you might be interested in. ??
- If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
- What did the light bulb say to the switch? 'You turn me on.'
- Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
- What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? Forget-me-nuts.
- Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
- Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
- I don't love valentine's day but i love half price chocolate day.
- Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imenta never loved you any more than I do, right this second. And I'll never love you any less than I do, right this second.
- Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.
- Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
- Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date.
- Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?
- My boyfriend and I broke up.
- He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
- Women with pasts interest men.. they hope history will repeat itself.'
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